Thwarted

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“Oh dear,” said the Boy Wonder. “‘S’locked again!” This, to be fair, is the big children’s play area, which is currently being resurfaced, and even a Boy would probably agree that the workmen and their various machines are best left … Continued

Hygienic

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“Woss your hanz!” says the Boy Wonder whenever he sees a hand basin. (Or indeed, a bidet.) It’s good advice, obviously, but the emphatic tone he uses makes me think that it’s something he must hear every nursery day lunchtime, … Continued