“I wonder how long it took the spider to make this web?”
“When did I last clean the car?”
“If I try to rescue the spider and put it somewhere else, will I be on time for my appointment?”
“If I leave the spider to its own devices, have I got time to grab the camera and take a couple of photos?”
“What kind of monster would photograph a web rather than saving the spider?”
This kind of monster, apparently.