“Jake!
Hey, Jake!
Puss, puss, puss!
Jake!
Jakey!
Cat!
Hey, Jake!
Jaaaake!
Frrrrrrt!
Jake!
Jake, considering the amount of time you spend toileting in my garden, I’d say the least you could do in return is pose for a photo…
Jake!
Jaaaaaaaake!
FRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!
Oh, sod you then.
Damned cat.
Jake!
Jakey!
Jaaaaaaaaaaake!”
It was that kind of day.
